As Opal would say if she could talk, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven books. His latest is ...

I may be barking up the wrong tree, but as a human who has been owned by several canines, I am in a good position — standing, running or being yanked in several directions at once — to pass ...

Everyone knows that heat rises. Everyone also knows that I am full of hot air. Therefore, you could say with scientific certainty that I am an airhead. But you would be wrong. That’s because ...

I asked. “Yes,” he said. “OK,” I said. “I’ll sleep on it.” Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven books. His latest is “The Good ...

“Good idea,” I said. “I’ll write it down on one of mine so I remember.” Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven book ...

“Good idea,” I said. “I’ll write it down on one of mine so I remember.” Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven books. His latest is “The ...

I like to think I’m a tough cookie, but my sweet tooth, which may have a cavity, can’t resist the treats sold every year by the Girl Scouts. That’s why I have bought two boxes of cookies ...

“I know what she’ll say,” I predicted. “In your dreams.” Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven books. His latest is ...

(Jerry Zezima/TNS) Now that my office has new flooring and is finally so clean that it could win an award from Good Housekeeping, I am turning over a new leaf. Actually, 17 new leaves, which ...

Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven books. His latest is “The Good Humor Man: Tales of Life, Laughter and, for Dessert ...

And remember, it could be worse. At least you’re not pregnant.” Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of seven books. His latest is ...

According to an old saying, which can probably be attributed to my neighbors, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. But now that my neighbors have installed a new fence, and ...