Paris Hilton writes in her new memoir about being ... it made all the kisses that came before it seem like the kisses I gave my ferrets," she wrote. "I never allowed myself to talk or even think ...

The Paris Hilton with whom I am familiar is not the ... a lover of tiny animals (rats, ferrets, Chihuahuas), a nightmare at school (she has ADHD and does not care for academics), and a tomboy.