Elon Musk and his team at the Department Of Government Efficiency, DOGE, has alleged that the Small Business Administration gave out about $330 million loans to both dead people and those yet unborn.

To date, the SEC hasn’t really felt the wrath of DOGE unlike other departments such as Education. The DOGE office has paper covering its windows, presumably because people like “Big Balls” — the moniker for one of Musk’s cost cutters — haven’t really started cutting stuff, people who have seen it say.