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Last summer, for no particular reason, Ian Spector, a computational biology major at Brown University, created the Random Chuck Norris Fact generator and put it up on a page on his website ...

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"There's no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist," deadpans Huckabee in the ad. "Mike is principled, authentic conservative," counters Norris. It's funny, particularly the "Chuck ...