A six-year-old boy who loves nothing more than playing in mud has squelched to victory in the inaugural World Mud Pie ...

"My boy is 22 but I recall those days of mud, and play swords tied to the waist for duels," posted another. Some pointed out that playing outside and getting muddy was a generic "kid thing" that ...

you can't. You also can't keep your pants clean. Obviously no one told this guy they were playing in mud instead of on sand. It's just *** matter of time before he'll assure himself of *** trip to ...