you can't. You also can't keep your pants clean. Obviously no one told this guy they were playing in mud instead of on sand. It's just *** matter of time before he'll assure himself of *** trip to ...

"My boy is 22 but I recall those days of mud, and play swords tied to the waist for duels," posted another. Some pointed out that playing outside and getting muddy was a generic "kid thing" that ...