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Millis police are investigating a vandalism incident at Prospect Hill Cemetery on Auburn Road on Friday.According to a police report, officers were notified by a worker from the Millis Department ...

BOZEMAN, Mont. — Police are investigating a case of vandalism in downtown Bozeman after the Downtown Bozeman Partnership shared photos online showing graffiti on local properties. The images ...

Vandalism found on two Cal Poly signs is being investigated by the Cal Poly Police Department. Cal Poly officials tell KSBY the vandalism happened at 5 a.m. on Thursday at the Santa Rosa entrance ...

Jeff Jetton, a previous victim of robbery and whose wife was assaulted last November, identified one of the suspects involved in the recent vandalism as part of the same group that targeted him.

Exhibit A: Sabrina Carpenter’s leggy look, which takes the crown for the Best No-Pants Look at the 2025 Met Gala (a totally legit and not-made-up superlative that we put together just for hee ...

At the University of Texas at Austin, a group of college students decided that they’d ditch their pants on the first Friday in May, as a fun and humorous way to celebrate the end of the semester.

BEL AIR, LOS ANGELES -- Stalking and vandalism charges were filed Wednesday against the man who crashed a car through the front gate outside Jennifer Aniston's Bel Air home. Jimmy Wayne Carwyle ...

Some residents suspect the vandalism incidents are underreported, and a concerned neighbor has shared their experiences with News 8, highlighting the community’s growing unease in the Lockerbie ...