Of course, in an alternate universe, the Packers and Seahawks are giving us this classic, unbeatable uniform matchup: Alas, we do not live in that universe. It'll be all-white vs. neon green on ...

and now it's the opening line of every Seahawks broadcast. At least [/puts on tinfoil hat] that's what they want you to think. It's easy to assume that just because it's a big neon green Sunday ...