No Slam Elongated Toilet Seat: Hyten Quiet Close Toilet Seat features a quiet-close lid that closes slowly and silently without slamming; the 3" (76 mm) raised toilet seat elongated surface ...

Among the many innovations that have emerged, toilet seats are at the forefront, evolving from simple, functional items to high-tech marvels that promise to enhance hygiene, comfort, and even health.

The row includes eight "deluxe, high-end" toilet seats, according to the Captains' news release Friday, that are placed behind home plate at Classic Auto Group Park, the Captains' home.

Yes, toilet seats. Just roll with it. There are a total of eight seats that are described as “deluxe,” “high-end” and with views that are “unparalleled” to take in the game.

Fans who don't give a crap about pissing away some of their money now have a chance to use some brand new "deluxe, high-end" toilet seats at Classic Auto Group Park, home of the Lake County Captains.