155 funny Christmas jokes for a holly jolly holiday. Story by Sarah Lemire • 3d. ... From dumb one-liners and knock-knocks to corny puns on Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, ...

Have your elf a merry little Christmas with these Santa jokes, one-liners and knock-knocks. IE 11 is not supported. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser.

You'll be in stitches over these funny Christmas quotes from movies, comedians and celebrities. ... “Santa Claus has the right idea — visit people only once a year.” ...

Those missing teeth are practically a Christmas symbol at this point, thanks to this funny Christmas song. $ 1.29 at Amazon “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” by the Jackson 5 ...