File This DeSean Cartoon Under What the…? We gotta throw a flag for gratuitous absurdity on the latest splash animation coming out of the folks over at the Eagles. I love superheroes ...

On the Eagles website, they've got a cartoon, starring DeSean Jackson as "Receiverus Fastus Game-Breakerus" and Mike Singletary, "head Coachus 49erous Non-Pantius." It's their version of "Wile E.