The Brazilian model has a history of keeping her ’ships hush-hush, and Joaquim is no exception as they've ... need to know about Gisele Bündchen's boyfriend, Joaquim Valente, riiight here.

He seems happy, but since a bad breakup months ago, he hasn't stepped outside or cut his hair, and his behavior is worrying those close to him.

During our entire relationship, he has not cut his hair, left his house or socialized with anyone besides me, except via text ...