People get Botox for a huge range of reasons. Maybe you have some frown lines you’d rather not see, or you’re dealing with migraines that won’t quit. Or maybe it helps you with bladder leakage.

Listen, I’m tempted. I have no moral or ethical issue with Botox and fillers, or red light therapy masks, or Reformer Pilates classes that promise to ward off the dreaded middle age spread ...