Have you ever looked at Mark Zuckerberg's hair? Like really, really looked at it? If you did, you might get the first whiff of the Facebook CEO’s long-held obsession. "You have all these good ...

HAHAH. Ouch. SEE ALSO: Mark Zuckerberg keeps lying about Facebook's origin story Porter did poke fun at Zuck's hair by calling attention to the sheer amount of crap he's been getting for it online ...