Today, LOLtron presents Night Club 2 #1, hitting stores on Wednesday, August 21st. Behold, the synopsis: After last year's smash hit series, your favourite vampire superheroes are back!

Feast your ocular sensors on this synopsis: The Night Club was started when three best friends tried to make the most of being vampires and decided to use their powers for good. Now they're split ...

Vampires can be metaphors for loneliness ... literary agent who falls prey to a creature of the night while hopping clubs. Cage’s performance as a man who might be turning into a vampire ...

Is it a memoir of a man's relationship with a friend or with a New England vampire? NPR's Shannon Bond ... that was ill must be coming back at night to feed and make their family members sicker.