Quiznos is bringing back the Spongmonkeys, its pair of creepy corporate mascots. The mascots are the stars of a new digital ad campaign that the chain debuted Tuesday. Quiznos closed 95% of its ...

That is pretty relatable. Unfortunately for Friar Dom, he is a strong contender for creepiest mascot in all of sports, making this photo look like something out of a Blumhouse horror film.

Some fast food mascots have remarkable staying power. Ronald McDonald, for example, is decades older than most of his customers today. Other mascots come and go too quickly to remember.