Not posh. But back to the dogs that can no longer ... it is time for this fashion dog-walker to re-home Noughties schnoodle Wilma and trade up to a more au courant, Miuccia-ish whippet?

Found curled up by the Aga in country houses aplenty, the cocker spaniel is a classic posh dog. Kate and Wills have one called Orla, and the Duke of Richmond has two. Every posh family seems to ...

A local dog walker, who’s ‘not posh enough to live in Virginia Water!’ visits daily, but has barely met any of the residents who call it home. ‘You have to stand outside for starters ...