They're cleaner and more environmentally friendly than just plain old toilet paper. But there's one place where bidets are not so welcome, which made us wonder: Why haven't they caught on in the US?

But this isn’t any old toilet. According to the Kohler specifications ... While the toilet itself isn’t self-cleaning, the bidet wand automatically cleans itself before and after each use ...

It is our lot in life to poop. We eat stuff, digest it, and then the waste must be expelled. That’s just the way it is, which means we are destined to spend a not-insignificant portion of our ...