"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman.� "I� suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave." ...

The old Chief finally retired from the Navy and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took with him his lifelong pet parrot. First morning at 04:30, the parrot squawked and said, "Off yer hocks ...