"Pookie looks absolutely fire tonight," Jett ... "You ready, babe? Three, two, one, love you," Jeff said in a TikTok clip before he and Campbell opened a picnic basket to discover a display ...

"I'm giving y'all my new cheat codes for navigating dating with confidence—no swiping, just smart tools to help you connect better to find your own 'Pookie' and hopefully love them forever!," ...

then you might be just like me: wandering the halls of my home, muttering in a monotone drawl, "Pookie's looking absolutely fire tonight." You can thank a guy named Jett Puckett for that.