That subsequent game happened to be Homescapes, and it has ruined my life. [jwplayer cRXUZOer] Lured in by the promise of an insane game that teased the ability to literally murder a man by ...

That’s right, I’m talking about Austin the rat bastard butler from Gardenscapes and Homescapes ... So he calls “Master Akira,” a man who speaks in Yoda-esque broken English, and it ...