No Slam Elongated Toilet Seat: Hyten Quiet Close Toilet Seat features a quiet-close lid that closes slowly and silently without slamming; the 3" (76 mm) raised toilet seat elongated surface ...

Among the many innovations that have emerged, toilet seats are at the forefront, evolving from simple, functional items to high-tech marvels that promise to enhance hygiene, comfort, and even health.

Fans who don't give a crap about pissing away some of their money now have a chance to use some brand new "deluxe, high-end" toilet seats at Classic Auto Group Park, home of the Lake County Captains.

Yes, toilet seats. Just roll with it. There are a total of eight seats that are described as “deluxe,” “high-end” and with views that are “unparalleled” to take in the game.