THIS ISN'T ANY BS. DON'T WORRY, THEY ARE CUTE. THE PLUSH GIANT MICROBES, STUFFED ANIMAL-LIKE THINGS, WILL BE ON SALE FOR $10 EACH THROUGH FRIDAY. BUT WE HEAR THAT E-COLI AND EBOLA ARE BOTH SOLD OUT.

Amazon is hosting a Big Spring Sale this week (March 25-31 ... Whether you're buying for yourself or want to gift to a loved one, these cute plushies are affordable, adorable, and worth checking ...

Within hours, the entire stock of 140 plush toys was sold out ... "kimokawaii" (キモかわいい） or "creepy cute". Those lucky enough to snag one of the giant isopods toys have been posting ...

Meanwhile, Lucy is a cute plushie with a vibrant sense of fashion and a piercing gaze, and if you need some gremlin energy in your life, the Rebecca doll is an adorably lethal emotional support ...

My favorite aspect of this plushie is probably its big, big tail, which protrudes from its Zelda-inspired outfit. (I’m not sure that Link could pull off this scarf look, though.) ...