You see, there are classic jumpers, cool sweaters, and then there’s the fair isle jumper – the sort of knit that evokes an apres-ski, moneyed vibe that never goes out of style. In my book ...

Mockneck: You’re a wishy-washy coward who can’t commit. Boyfriend Sweater: The guy you borrowed this from will never say he’s your boyfriend. It will take you way too long to realize that. Cashmere: ...